Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.

-name?
stefan:
A sex machine some may call him. Usually has bitches talking about how good looking he is and how badly they want to suck his dick and have him cum in their eye.
[filthy liars!!!]

-your age?
22:
The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together
[sweet]

-one of your friends?
Alex:
A universally well-recognized unisexual name.

Often derived used as a shortened name for names like (but not limited to): Alexandra, Alexander, Alexandria, Alexa, Alexandra the Queen, Alexander the Great, AlexAlexAlex.

-what should you be doing?
taxes:
A form of stealing made to sound good by the fact that a "majority" voted.
[im poor, and i want my money back]

-favorite color?
green:
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
[can't say i disagree]

-birthplace?
Georgia:
a state that gets waaaaaaaaay too hot & humid in the summer, you can't breathe.
[it's not that hot]

-birth month?
januruary:
Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover
[true definition is true}

-Last person you talked to?
robby:
A very, very homosexual mexican male.
[i was unaware my older brother was mexican]

-one of your nicknames?
poindexter:
one who looks and acts like a nerd but does not posses the super-natural intelligence of a nerd.
[guilty]